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lost-moonlight:

based-world:

brainfried:

remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”

that shit fucked me up

and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent

i was like “damn……”

that man never got the deserved credit for that genius line.

LOOOOOOL

blazeberg:

I always pass this video cus it says train derailment and like that sounds so boring but I finally just watched it and literally almost went into cardiac arrest

peachyk33n14:

petboyfriend:

I face-swapped some of the kids at work with some of the baby dolls and it fucked me up

Oh lord Jesus…..

eat-to-thrive:

Banana-berry “ice cream”! Just 4 medium bananas (peeled and frozen overnight), 1/2 cup frozen raspberries, 1 cup frozen blueberries, & about 1/3 cup coconut water mixed in my food processor (a high speed blender works, too). Topped with fresh strawberries, pomegranate, dehydrated strawberries, & chopped dried mulberries.

eat-to-thrive:

Banana-berry “ice cream”! Just 4 medium bananas (peeled and frozen overnight), 1/2 cup frozen raspberries, 1 cup frozen blueberries, & about 1/3 cup coconut water mixed in my food processor (a high speed blender works, too). Topped with fresh strawberries, pomegranate, dehydrated strawberries, & chopped dried mulberries.

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

Sometimes you need a tall cute boy to cuddle you in bed with his hand up your shirt

tyleroakley:

Corporate shade.

pronouncingmynamewrong4xinarow:

you-know-i-m-a-dreamer:

sinfulmachine:

it’s funny when people think high school students take things seriously because this is what we do

WHY IS THIS A THING

they’re probably swimmers guys

pronouncingmynamewrong4xinarow:

you-know-i-m-a-dreamer:

sinfulmachine:

it’s funny when people think high school students take things seriously because this is what we do

WHY IS THIS A THING

they’re probably swimmers guys

bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”